James Bond had his bullet dispensing valise, Maxwell Smart had his famous shoe phone, and Simon Templar had his lock-picking pocket knife. But none of these rogues had the ultimate sportsman's gadget, the BARnoculars. One part genius, two parts booze, this handy gadget can help you seamlessly blend in with the rest of the sporting crowd, while secretly toting your favorite libations past unwitting security guards and event staff. With separate containers, you can smuggle two types of distillates, or twice the amount of your favorite one. When attending the Superbowl this year, be your very own international man of mystery, and reduce your in-venue bar bill at the same time!
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